The Greatest Jigsaw Puzzle of All Time

My wife and I do puzzles on occasion.  These days we look for interesting and unique puzzles, as regular ones don't always cut it.  I've blogged once about a puzzle (Béatrice Coron's "All Around Town").  We did another one recently that was interesting enough to prompt a short post.

Challenge Accepted

We occasionally go to this really cool used bookstore in Mountain View, CA called BookBuyers (they have 4 total locations, in CA and HI).  It's a huge place - not as big as something like Powell's in Portland, OR, but still quite large.  They have more than just books, selling used VHS tapes (who buys these?) and puzzles, among other things.  You can easily spend an hour or so in there just browsing around.

Anyway, we were browsing their puzzles and found one called "The Greatest Jigsaw Puzzle of All Time":

It's double sided, and features a "piece within a piece," which means each regular piece has a square hole in the middle that can be filled with a separate square piece.  The front side of the puzzle is a simple picture, while the back side features a ton of clock faces - one for each piece, in fact, the face being on the square insert pieces.  The back of the box touts:

There is a pattern to the order in which the little clock hands are inserted into the hundreds of faces.  Unfortunately, you can't discover the patterns until the puzzle is assembled and you can't assemble the puzzle until the pattern is known.  Does this sound mildly difficult?

I don't know about you, but when I see something like that, and it's only $6, I go into "Challenge Accepted" mode.  

The Easiest Jigsaw Puzzle of All Time

So one night we sat down to do it.  We got out the puzzle mat out because we figured the "greatest" jigsaw puzzle of all time should be hard, right?  No way we'd finish it in a single sitting, we'll have to roll it up for later.

Wrong.

We finished it in two hours.  It wasn't hard at all.  We did the front face, of course, and the square pieces were a cinch to insert, expect for a few places.  Some spots looked very similar, like the red dress of the woman.  For these we guessed on some of the placements, figuring it looked okay.  But altogether the puzzle was a breeze.  Somewhat disappointing.  We didn't need to look at the other side at all, like the box said we would.

Still, we decided to flip it over (which was fun) and try to figure out the "pattern" that is supposedly key to solving the puzzle we just solved.  The back was all golden and shiny, with 512 clock faces.  Somewhat intimidating, and you can easily see how it would be impossible to assemble the puzzle from only the reverse side, as each clock face was tilted at some random angle... but wait a second, maybe it's not so impossible...

It was really hard to get a good picture of the
back because of the reflective surface

...it didn't take us long to figure out the pattern of the clock faces.  Starting in one corner and spiraling into the center, the clock hands are all black, and move from 12 o'clock onward, at 5 minute increments for each.  It was hard to notice at first since each clock face was rotated at a different angle.  Once it nears 12 o'clock again, the pattern resets, but with white hands.  With this new knowledge in hand, we discovered that we had only 6 of the square inserts in the wrong spot.  Not too shabby.

So in a way... the back really was necessary to verify that the puzzle was solved correctly.  But hardest of all time?  Pfft.

It's About Time

That's when I realized it wasn't about difficulty.  It was about time.  Literally.  The various clocks and timekeeping devices, time-themed books on the shelves and Father Time on the front image, and all the clocks on the back... it's just the "greatest" one regarding time.

Which is kind of funny, considering that it took no time at all to put together.

The Wheel of Time is Complete

A couple of days ago, the 14th and final volume in The Wheel of Time, titled A Memory of Light, was released.  If you been following my retrospective on the series, you'll know that I'm a long-time fan, having started the series way back in 1992.  I got this new book on the morning of release as usual, spent the first day reading it (I took off work), and finished it a few days later, reading whenever I could instead of doing more responsible things.

I plan on reading it again before I do a proper retrospective entry, but I wanted to do a quick post about my impressions first, now that the dust has settled and I finally - after 20 years - got to read the ending.

This book is incredible.

I've read a lot of fantasy, and this is one of the best fantasy books I've ever read, period.  It is amazing.  It is a completely fitting end to this series.  Whereas some series will have the final climax in a few chapters, The Wheel of Time has a climax of an entire book.  The battles in this book put other famous fantasy battles to shame in terms of scope and emotional impact.  Pelennor Fields?  The Black Gates?  Mere skirmishes compared to this.  The 200 page chapter entitled "The Last Battle" will blow your mind and put your emotions to the test.

I laughed, I cried, I gasped in surprise and shock - it sounds like a cliche, but it is true, my wife will attest to that.  No WoT book has moved me like this one.  It was all I hoped for and more.  Many will analyze every word and line and point out inconsistencies and incorrect troop totals and out-of-character moments and blah blah blah - forget all that.  It's not going to be perfect so don't waste your time or energy.  Just read it and enjoy the greatest ending to any fantasy currently out there, and know that Sanderson found a way to get it to the ending that Jordan wanted.

Is the book exactly what Jordan would have done?  Who cares.  It's an awesome book and I can't say enough about it.  After all the build up in the previous 13 volumes, this was the WoT book I've been waiting for.

If you are someone who has quit the series out of frustration, and don't know whether it's worth finishing - trust me, it is.  It is completely worth the journey.  I'm so glad I didn't quit after Crossroads of Twilight.

Thank you so much to Brandon Sanderson and everyone else involved in completing this series.  It means a lot to me.

He came like the wind, like the wind touched everything, and like the wind, was gone.

Next:

Book 14 – A Memory of Light – Part 1

Previous:

Reference – The Big White Book
Prequel – New Spring
Book 13 – Towers of Midnight
Book 12 – The Gathering Storm
Book 11 – Knife of Dreams
Book 10 – Crossroads of Twilight
Book 9 – Winter's Heart
Book 8 – The Path of Daggers
Book 7 – A Crown of Swords
Book 6 – Lord of Chaos
Book 5 – The Fires of Heaven
Book 4 – The Shadow Rising
Book 3 – The Dragon Reborn
Book 2 – The Great Hunt
Book 1 – The Eye of the World
Retrospective Overview

The Wheel of Time [Reference] The Big White Book (1997)

The release of A Memory of Light, the 14th and final volume in Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time series, is fast approaching (less than 3 weeks!), so I figured it was time I do the long-delayed post on The Big White Book, also known by the cumbersome title of The World of Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time, which I've never liked.  It's also annoying to use in the blog title / header, because of its length.  So it's titled "The Big White Book" and throughout the rest of this blog post I'll refer to it as tBWB.

If you're not familiar with this book, it's okay.  Many people aren't.  But it's notorious in the WoT community for its "questionable" artwork.  It's a reference book that originally came out in hardback in 1997, between Books 7 and 8, and mostly covers world history and nations / cultures.  It's been reissued a few times, in a different size with a different cover, and currently exists in North America as a trade paperback.  In the UK, they have a version with only maps (none of the "questionable" art... we'll get to that later).

Before you continue:

• This is part 15 of my The Wheel of Time retrospective
• See this blog post for an overview of the retrospective
• These blogs are most effective with your own re-read of the series
• Warning: CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES

What's This?

Being a huge fan at the time, I snapped it up, even though I thought it extremely premature to release a reference book for the series when it was clearly far from complete.  Obviously it was a simple attempt to cash in on the success of the series, rather than providing a true reference to the world Jordan had created.  Rabid fans like me enjoyed learning about the history and various general information - with one caveat, of course.

So as I said, I bought this at the time because I was a sucker for anything WoT-related.  Notes and new artwork?  A map of the entire world?  Cool!  I didn't even know it was coming out, I merely noticed it in the bookstore one day, thumbed through it a bit and went ahead and bought it.  I've tried reading it all the way through, but I could never manage.  It's like reading an encyclopedia straight through - which, of course, is why you can't read it like that.  It's a reference book.  Duh.

Teresa Patterson

The book was co-written by Teresa Patterson, using Jordan's notes.  It was created by a "packager," which is some other company that puts together the project with the main publisher and author's approval.  Patterson later went on to do another "packaged" guide, for Terry Brooks' Shannara series.

From what I've read about the project, Patterson contributed very little of her own text.  According to encyclopaedia-wot, for some passages, Jordan told Patterson to "write what she thought would be correct," in order to give it a feel that it had been written by a historian in his world.  Therefore the ruling on this book (and confirmed by its Preface) is that it is "broadly canonical," and parts could be inaccurate.  Because sometimes recorded history isn't 100% accurate.  History is written by the victors, right?

There is a great interview with Teresa Patterson regarding tBWB that you can find here.  She sheds some light on how the book came together.

So on one hand it's a handy reference, if you really want to know more about the world.  On the other - and here is the caveat I mentioned earlier - who knows what is true and what is false.

The Cover(s)

Since my other blogs discuss the covers, might as well devote a small section to this one.  It's the cover that gives it the nickname of "Big White Book," obviously.

Not a very interesting cover.  The Wheel, Snake and Spear collage is just from the painting of the Randland maps that are in the interior cover of the series hardbacks.  There was an alternate cover for this book, featuring different elements of the map painting that could be found in the paperbacks:

Nothing new or exciting.  Moving on.

What's the Point?

So you may be wondering... should I bother with tBWB?  Well, the book is largely unnecessary for a regular fan, because most of what you need to know for the series is revealed in the series itself.  But there a number of tidbits of new information that help round out and reveal more about the world.

The Entire World

The main thing this book provided (at least for me) was the first map of the entire world.  Before, all we got was the Randland continent, which is actually just a small part of a much larger continent.  The series has been focused on Randland, and with the last book on the horizon, it's obvious that Jordan never intended to properly explore the other continents that were now revealed: Shara, Seanchan and the Land of Madmen.  I don't even think the Land of Madmen has ever been mentioned in the main series.  This book only dedicates a few paragraphs to it.

I posted the map of the world from tBWB in the post for Lord of Chaos (Book 6), but here it is again, since apparently it pops up in Google search results a lot, and I can always use more views.  :)

The Strike at Shayol Ghul

Bits and pieces of this story were revealed in The Shadow Rising (Book 4), when Rand entered the glass columns at Rhuidean, but in Chapter 4 of tBWB, titled "The Fall into Shadow," the full details of Lews Therin's strike on Shayol Ghul (against the Dark One, when the male half of the Source was tainted and turned all male channelers mad) are revealed.  This, along with the "Age of Legends" chapter, are by far the most interesting parts of the book.  Worth reading, definitely.

Shara

There's actually an entire chapter on Shara here, albeit 5 pages.  Some of the info revealed about this mysterious continent in tBWB is revealed in the main series later on, but at the time this was a treasure trove of new knowledge.  I kept expecting Jordan to involve Shara somehow, but he never did.

Forsaken Backgrounds

This book provides the best background on the Forsaken you can find.  It's pretty interesting, and worth reading through if you really want to know more about these enigmatic people from another age.  The little tidbits about the Age of Legends Jordan reveals in the series keeps it mysterious and fascinating, and the revelations in this book only whet your appetite for more.

The rest of the book is either information you can find in the main series, or is just unimportant, trivial and arcane knowledge.  There is some additional history concerning the time between the Breaking and Aiel War, but it's nothing earth-shaking.

The Illustrations

This book's claim to fame is not its wealth of questionable information, but rather the questionable illustrations found within.  They were done by Todd Cameron Hamilton, of whom very little can be found on the internet.  He's done plenty of other fantasy artwork, though, primarily in gaming / RPG books.

Anyway, these illustrations have been completely vilified by much of the WoT community.  And it's understandable, once you see some of the drawings.  Now, I felt they were okay, I certainly didn't think they were the worst ever... but many of them are pretty wretched.  I'm sure I've mentioned this in earlier blogs, but many of the character sketches are atrocious and look like a child drew them.  Other illustrations, like the ones on the sidebars of objects, are decent.  But overall, hardly worth buying the book for.  Which probably explains why the UK edition no longer has these illustrations.

Hamilton's take on Lanfear, described in the
books as extremely beautiful... 

Many people thought that Todd Cameron Hamilton was just a bad painter, but he's not.  As Jordan explains in an interview, Hamilton got screwed on the contract.  The packager wanted five times as many drawings as the contract called for (at a flat fee), and in color instead of black-and-white.  Getting paid the same for five times more images in color than ones in black and white... well, you can see why they were uninspired.

His other artwork is pretty good.  Here's an example from The Visual Guide to Xanth, another packaged reference book that's somewhat pointless to have at this point (though I do have a copy):

Now isn't that better?

A New Guide

With the series coming to an end, talk eventually turned to a new guide.  One that was as comprehensive as you can get.  Harriet McDougall (Jordan's widow and editor), has confirmed that there will be a new guide, put together by Team Jordan.  This guide should be the "be all, end all" of Wheel of Time guides, from what she has said.  It will consist of a majority of RJ's notes, feature info on all characters in the books (over 2,000, I believe) and just be all-around awesome.  At least I hope so.  This will be a true Guide / Reference / Encyclopedia, turning tBWB into an outdated primer, nothing more than a collectible.

Will I get it?  Probably.  I'd like to look at it first, though.  If it has new (and quality) artwork, I probably will.  In terms of tBWB, those new to the series can skip it, unless you're a collector or really into the series and have to have everything related to it.  Otherwise wait for the new guide.  According to sources, it should be out a year or so after A Memory of Light.


Next:

The Wheel of Time is Complete

Previous:

Prequel – New Spring
Book 13 – Towers of Midnight
Book 12 – The Gathering Storm
Book 11 – Knife of Dreams
Book 10 – Crossroads of Twilight
Book 9 – Winter's Heart
Book 8 – The Path of Daggers
Book 7 – A Crown of Swords
Book 6 – Lord of Chaos
Book 5 – The Fires of Heaven
Book 4 – The Shadow Rising
Book 3 – The Dragon Reborn
Book 2 – The Great Hunt
Book 1 – The Eye of the World
Retrospective Overview